Ode to Billy Wagner

I was going to write a blog post about Billy Wagner and the two-run homer he served up to Edgar Renteria last night, but decided to write a limerick instead: 

Billy Wags with his mouth agape as Renteria circles the bases. Photo stolen from AP Photo/Eric Risberg. Thanks Eric!

There once was a rat named Billy,

Who used to play baseball in Philly.

But now he’s a Brave,

Who blew a big save,

And he’s got a really small penis too.


8 Responses

  1. Bahahahahah! So poetic.

  2. Excellent!

  3. well done, ladies.

  4. I love this. It puts a smile on my face!

  5. Ahhh, does calling Billy Wagner a poorly-endowed rat ever get old?

    No, no it does not.

  6. I can’t beleive I missed this one… I am now officially laughing so hard it hurts.

  7. Nice. I enjoy this clown self destructing even more than K-Rod.

  8. Just as epic as the one about Johan

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