I was going to write a post about Johan Santana’s performance against the Nationals, but decided to write a limerick instead:
Not the best pitcher in the National League. Photo by Kathy Willens/AP Photo
There once was a pitcher named Johan,
Who thought he was the whole f’n show, man.
But he gave up a grand slam,
To Josh Willingham,
And the Mets still fucking suck.
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Filed under: Chicks Talkin' Dicks, Limerick of the Day | Tagged: LOLMets |
NICE
These are the best! Keep it going Phillies doll!
Sure thing, Mr. Vandelay. Hey, didn’t you design that extension to the Guggenheim? I heard it didn’t take very long.
This is brilliant.
Your limericks are becoming my favorite thing ever 🙂
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!
Lovin the Limericks.