Ode to Johan Santana

Posted on April 11, 2010 by Phillies Doll

I was going to write a post about Johan Santana’s performance against the Nationals, but decided to write a limerick instead:

Not the best pitcher in the National League. Photo by Kathy Willens/AP Photo

There once was a pitcher named Johan,
Who thought he was the whole f’n show, man.
But he gave up a grand slam,
To Josh Willingham,
And the Mets still fucking suck.

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MaxL, on April 11, 2010 at 5:22 pm said:

NICE

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5 r's 3 e's, on April 11, 2010 at 8:56 pm said:

These are the best! Keep it going Phillies doll!

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- Phillies Doll, on April 11, 2010 at 10:15 pm said:
  
  Sure thing, Mr. Vandelay. Hey, didn’t you design that extension to the Guggenheim? I heard it didn’t take very long.
  
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cw, on April 12, 2010 at 12:26 am said:

This is brilliant.

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Heather, on April 12, 2010 at 12:34 am said:

Your limericks are becoming my favorite thing ever 🙂

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Dabeastmon, on April 12, 2010 at 7:07 am said:

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!

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Rachel, on April 12, 2010 at 5:49 pm said:

Lovin the Limericks.

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