Ode to Matthew Clemmens


I was going to write a post about some fat ass who reportedly vomited on a child at Citizens Bank Park on Wednesday, but decided to write a limerick instead.

Matthew Clemmens: Snowballs, batteries, now vomit. He

There once was a douchebag who hurled,
All over an 11-year-old girl.
Hang your head in shame,
You give us all a bad name,
FUCK YOU, YOU DICKLESS ASS HAT!

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2 Responses

  1. Poor Zagurski. He isn’t handling the demotion well…

  2. imma go with he’s a fucktard

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