Ode to Ryan Madson


I was going to write a post about Madson fucking up another game for the Phillies, but I decided to write a limerick instead. (Warning: Val is much better at this than I am.)

Put the purse down and pitch, you pansy. (Via @PhoulBallz)

There once was a Phillie named Ryan
Who left Philadelphia cryin’
He had only three Braves
to whiff for a save
Goddamnit, I think I want Lidge back.

Sad fans after a Madson blown save Du'Jour in 2009

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10 Responses

  1. lol

  2. Remember that one shot of him in the top of the tenth where he was sitting in the dugout looking all sad? I wanted to go hug him and punch him at the same time.

  3. Tonight? No. I was too busy trying to ward off an impending stroke.

  4. Hug him? I wanted to beat the hell out of him. KK pitches his heart out and walks away with nothing. Way to go Mad Dog.

  5. I don’t think I’m physically capable of dropping another f-bomb until next thursday.

    • Same here.

  6. Hahahahahahahaha pansy. More like fairy. Oh well.

  7. There’s that classic PhoulBallz.com picture of the “MadDog”. Love that thing.

    This may be the best ode thus far.

  8. Think there’s a puppy in that purse?

    • Obviously

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