Ode to Ryan Howard


I was going to write a post about Ryan Howard’s huge, ginormous contract extension, but decided to write a limerick instead:

Ryan Howard: He's got a lot to smile about.

There once was a man named RyHo,
Who once proclaimed “Watch out, bro!”
He’s about to get paid,
And probably get laid,
Please learn how to hit a breaking ball.

Congratulations Ryan!

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One Response

  1. Classic, absolutely CLASSIC!

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