Friday 4.30.2010 – Mets 9 Phillies 1
W: Niese (1-1, 3.10 ERA); L: Kendrick (0-1, 7.61 ERA)
So the New York Mets came to Philly,
And yeah, they beat our team silly,
But their team is a joke,
And you know that they’ll choke,
It happens every September.
Saturday 05.01.10 – Phillies 10 Mets 0
W: Halladay (5-1, 1.47 ERA); L: Pelfrey (4-1, 2.40 ERA)
There once was a pitcher named Doc,
The Mets’ hitters could not hold his jock.
The Phils brought the lumber,
They had Pelfrey’s number,
And Jose Reyes has a really small cock.
Sunday 05.02.10 Phillies 11 Mets 5
W: Moyer (3-2, 5.70 ERA); L: Santana (3-2, 4.50 ERA)
There once was a douchebag named Rod,
Who thought he was a gift from God.
He sucked when he played for us,
He makes me want to cuss,
And kick him right in his vagina.
There once was a pitcher for the Mets,
Who said he was the NL East’s best.
But ten earned runs later
We knew who was greater
And the Mets always fucking suck!