Dear Fellow Chicks Who Dig The Long Ball:
For some time now I have noticed that some of you she-fans think that you are exempt from a long-standing tradition of respect: removing your hats during the National Anthem. I know – hat hair. That’s why you aren’t removing yours, right? God forbid your friends, boyfriend, husband, various family members see you with your hair looking messy for two minutes. And ladies I get it, but it’s not a good enough excuse to not remove your hat. You see, you might think everyone might look and you and say, “Gah! She awful hat hair!” Still right? Well guess what ladies, no one that you don’t know cares what you’re hair looks like! And chances are, the people you came with would still like you with hat hair, and they probably don’t care either. This problem of two-minute hat hair also comes with a solution: YOU CAN PUT YOU’RE HAT BACK ON WHEN ITS OVER. So ladies, next time Dan Baker gives the signal to remove you’re hats, stop playing dumb. You know the right thing to do. Show some respect for where you are lucky enough to live, okay? Because, ladies, I can guarantee fellow fans won’t notice you for hat hair, but they will most certainly notice you for not rising and removing your hat along with everyone else.