Ode to Francisco Rodriguez


Happy Independence Day! Just because the Phillies are five games out of first place doesn’t mean that we can’t still make fun of the Mets, am I right?:

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There once was a closer from New York,
Who celebrated saves like a dork.
He gave up three runs,
To the Nats’ Pudge and Dunn,
God, what a fucking douchebag.

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