Ode to the Phillies Offense


Sigh…

H Rumph, Jr/AP Photo

The Phils’ offense came up really small,
They couldn’t hit the motherfucking ball,
They stranded Ryan on third,
This chick flipped them the bird,
In the standings, they continue to fall.

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