After the last few rousing games, I have finally been able to stomach enough of Phillies-Reds baseball to find a worthy hottie. The Reds are not as blessed with hotness as the Phillies are, but alas, he was hiding out in there. I don’t really have much more to say about the Reds other than to laugh at the fact that they also have Bronson Arroyo and his guitar, so without further ado…
Chris Heisey, OF
Cincinnati Reds #28
The only thing currently hotter than this young outfielder may be the flames rising from all of the LeBron paraphernalia burning in the streets of Ohio. Chris is 25-years-old, and just made his Major League debut on May 3, 2010. He got off to a bit of a rough start, but soon picked up speed and began to make a name for himself. Over the past several games we’ve gotten to see a lot of him, and that is definitely a plus to being forced to watch the Reds.
This worthy Hottie is from Mount Joy, PA, which exponentially increases the Sexy Level. Pennsylvania is definitely capable of producing some of the Sexiest Men Alive – hello there, Bradley Cooper! (who is my coworker’s cousin – squee!) – and Chris is just more proof of that. He also stayed in our great state to attend Messiah College before turning into the Reds organization. Don’t believe he’s a Hot Tush? Check him out for yourself!