Ode to JC Romero
Hey J”GN”C, you suck!
You walked in a run, what the fuck?!
Now the Fish are winning,
They scored four runs this inning,
I hope Oswalt runs you over with his truck.
Ode to the Ninth Inning
In the ninth, the Phillies weren’t cunning,
What a horrible display of baserunning!
They really screwed the pooch,
Left standing was Chooch,
It was more insane than Jim Bunning.
Ode to the Tenth Inning
The umpire made a bad call.
The Fish screamed “IT’S A FAIR BALL!”
Then Chooch stepped to the plate,
He sealed the game’s fate,
When his shot cleared the left field wall.
Ode to the Series
The Phillies completed the sweep,
Chooch had twice gone deep,
Six ribbies, eight hits,
That man was the tits!
Now it’s time to make the Mets weep.
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