Ode to Carlos Beltran


“I would have caught it if I didn’t get stuck in the fence,” -Carlos Beltran on Jayson Werth’s second inning home run.

Courtesy of @cranekicker.

 Silly Carlos Beltran,
Into the fence you ran.
You misjudged the ball,
Broke your face on the wall.
You’re an even bigger douche than Johan!

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