CBP Camera Crew: A Formal Request

Dear Citizens Bank Park Audio/Visual Department,

As you probably know, the Phillies have been struggling recently, and they’ve been really painful to watch. Oh sure, we’ve witnessed perfection from Roy Halladay and brilliance from the Ageless Wonder Jamie Moyer™, but the offense is Beyond Pathetic. It has been excruciating to see our once-powerful lineup swing at balls in the dirt and constantly fail to drive home runners in scoring position. And as hard as it is to watch this team right now from the comfort of home, it must be even more difficult for those fans who continue to pack Citizens Bank Park each night.